Why did the tap dancer break up with the bathroom floor? It couldn't find the right steps!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be bubbly-educated!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? To get to the bottom line!

Why did the germ stay home from school? It was feeling sick!

What kind of crackers do plumbers like in their soup? Pipe crackers!

Why did the germ go to school? To get a little culture!

Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert? It was already stuffed!

Why did the sink go to school? It wanted to be a little more basin!

Why did the germ go to the party? It was a fungi!

What did one muffin say to the other? You sure are a stud muffin!

Why was the music teacher at the hospital? He had treble hearing!

Why did the broom want a raise? It was tired of being swept under the rug!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!

Why was the football team so good at math? They knew how to use their QB!

Why is the math book always unhappy? It's full of problems!

What did the toilet say to the sink? Stop being so draining!

Why was the nose always running? It had a bad case of the sniffles!

Why did the germ get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!

Why did the Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil!

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball? You're meat to be together!

What did one piece of bread say to the other? You're toast!