Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They just couldn't work out their plumbing issues!

What's the safest place to be when you're thinking? A thought stool!

How do you sell a fart? Put a little gas into it!

What did one toilet say to the other? You're the one for me!

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle? It goes through a sour experience!

Why did the snot go to school? It wanted to be a little runny!

What did one booger say to the other? You're snot like the rest!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to kiss the toilet bowl? It didn't want to get too close!

Why did the germ refuse to share the microscope? It didn't want anyone to see its dirty secrets!

What did one bathroom cleaner say to the other? Let's wipe the floor with them!

Why did the toilet brush become famous? It had a lot of followers!

What did one toilet say to the other? You're a stinker, but I love you anyway!

Why did the germ leave the party early? It didn't want to pick up any unwanted friends!

What did the microscope say to the bacteria? I can see right through you!

What did the germ say when it entered the microscope? This place looks germ-tastic!

What did one toilet say to the other? We need to stick together through thick and thin!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the microscope party? It was causing a stir!

What did the toilet paper say to the toilet? You're tearing me apart!

Why did the toilet brush feel lonely? It was always stuck in a corner!

Why did the germ bring a microscope to the party? It wanted to amplify its presence!

What did the toilet paper roll say to the plunger? Let's stick together and get through this mess!