Why did the toilet bowl want to be left alone? It needed some time to reflect!

Why did the germ refuse to leave the microscope? It was having a microscopic good time!

What did the toilet paper roll say to the soap? Let's lather up and clean this mess!

Why did the toilet brush feel unappreciated? It was always getting the dirty work!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Blowngrizzly!

Why did the man go to the bathroom in camouflage? He didn't want to be spotted!

What did one toilet say to the other? You give a crap about me!

Why was the toilet paper so important to the math test? It was a prime number 2!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? Water you doing in there!

Why did the germ go to the party? It was a super spreader event!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? The other slide looked contagious!

Why did the scientist bring a microscope to the bathroom? To take a close look at his business!

Why did the germ bring a microscope to the party? To get a closer look at the spread!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the bathroom tissue touching its crack!

What did one toilet paper roll say to the other? I'm on a roll!

Why don't skeletons fight at the school dance? They have no body to dance with!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet's wipe!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathtub? Scumosaurus Rex!

Why did the toilet paper roll run away? It saw poop.

What did the hairdryer say to the electrical outlet? You blow me away!

Why did the nose want to join the circus? It could pick up any scent!