Why can't toilets ever get together? They just can't flush out their differences.

How does a shower curtain stay healthy? It washes its hands regularly.

What's a toilet's favorite dance move? The porcelain swish.

Why did the soap join a rock band? To clean up its act.

What's a skeleton's favorite drink? Bone broth.

Why did the toilet paper feel blue? It got flushed with sadness.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Stop leaking my secrets.

Why did the soap go to school? For extra cleanliness education.

What did one mirror say to the other mirror? I see your reflection.

What do you call a sassy bathroom? Lipstick on a pigsty.

Why couldn't the toilet paper finish its book? It got stuck on the last chapter.

What did the sink call the toilet? A royal flush.

Why did the germ skip school? He was feeling a bit under the weather.

How does a bathroom keep track of time? With a flush clock.

What's a hair's favorite dance? The split end.

Why was the bath towel wet? It had been hanging out with the damp towel.

What do you call a bathroom full of ducks? A quack house.

What's a toilet's favorite drink? Tinkle tonic.

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It had a bad case of grime.

How does a toilet clean itself? By flushing out the competition.

Why did the plunger bring a map to the bathroom? It needed directions on where the clog was.