Why did the soap jump out of the bath? It wanted to be squeaky clean.

How did the bat get stuck in the toilet? It was bat-thing.

Why did the toilet paper turn red? It saw the tampon.

What did the toilet say to the sink? Stop being so drained.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to help the toilet paper? It said it had its own crap to deal with.

How do eggs leave the bathroom? They go poached.

Why did the soap get in trouble? It had a filthy mouth.

What do you call an exploding bathroom? A washroom.

Why did the drain go to therapy? It had issues to work out.

What did one sink say to the other? You make me feel drained.

Why did the bathroom remodeler go broke? They were in too deep.

What do you call a toilet that's always cold? A brrr-let.

Why did the plunger bring a book to the bathroom? It needed something to help with the plunging time.

What did the shower say to the toilet? Don't worry, I'll cover you.

Why did the soap refuse to come out? It wanted to keep things under wraps.

How do toilets practice self-care? They take a flush of fresh air.

What did the bathtub say to the Jacuzzi? You're bubbly.

Why did the bathtub go to the comedy show? It heard laughter was the best medicine.

Why did the bathroom go to the party? It heard things were about to get wild.

What do you call a bathroom that stinks? A powder room.

Why was the soap upset? It thought it had been washed up.