Why was the bathtub sad? It felt drained.

How does a ghost take a bath? In scare-bonated water.

Why was the toilet paper cross-eyed? It saw too many cracks.

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Poo Bear.

Why was the sink upset? It felt drained.

How do you know if a bathroom is a boy or a girl? Check its tile-let paper.

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bar of honor.

How do you scare a bathroom? Boo-detective.

Why did the shower curtain get a promotion? It rose to the top.

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? Quit following me around!

Why did the toilet paper get stuck on the roof? It couldn't roll down.

What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? R and Pee.

Why don't frogs use public restrooms? They prefer to hop and go.

What's an astronaut's favorite part of a house? The bathroom, it's out of this world.

Why did the computer catch a virus? It wasn't using proper anti-virus protection.

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom activity? Arrr-ping.

How does a dinosaur clean its teeth? With a dino-brush.

Why did the apple go to the bathroom first? Because it had to take a core dump.

Did you hear about the shampoo with a big ego? It boasts a lot.

Why did the mirror go to school? It wanted to reflect on its learning.

Why did the soap feel guilty? It let a slip up happen.