Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill fast? It had to make it to the finish line.

Why did the soap call the washcloth? It needed a good scrub down.

How did the toilet paper win the race? It took a shortcut through the wringer.

What's a toilet's favorite band? The Rolling Bowls.

What's a faucet's favorite hobby? Drip painting.

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? To unwind.

How did the toilet paper find out it was pregnant? It missed a cycle.

What's a toilet's favorite TV show? The Big Flush Theory.

Why did the toilet paper refuse to clean the toilet? It was too pooped.

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? You're a real stand-up guy.

Why was the toilet roll laughing? It saw a crack-up.

Why did the toilet paper avoid the dentist? It was afraid of flossing.

What's a shower's favorite dessert? Soap-berries.

Why couldn't the toilet paper complete its crossword? It was stumped on the last clue.

How does a toilet welcome its guests? With a warm seat.

What do you call a bathroom full of rabbits? A hopper room.

Why was the soap opera canceled? It kept getting washed out.

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? You make me smile.

How does a toilet stay in shape? By doing bowl-ympics.

Why did the sponge go to therapy? It had repressed memories of being squeezed.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the only one who truly gets me.