Why can't skeletons play hide and seek? Because they have nobody to hide!

Why did the bacteria refuse to swim? It was afraid of the tide!

Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? For some extra byte!

How does broccoli use the restroom? It takes a little floret!

Why did the germ go to the party? Because it was a fun-guy!

Why was the belt always so sad? It was constantly being pulled down!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? It was sick of the drama!

What do you do if you see a space toilet? You park your rocketship!

Why did the booger cross the road? To get to the other sinus!

Why did the toilet paper want to go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You're rubbing me the wrong way!

Why was the sink always so confident? It had a good drain-age!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's make some paste together!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the lid? It felt trapped in the relationship!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Grizzly Adams!

Why did the toilet bowl blush? Because it saw the toilet paper roll coming!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Fish and chips!

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!

What's a toilet's favorite type of joke? Potty humor.

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a detective? It wanted to crack some cases.

How does a toilet unclog its thoughts? By plunging into self-reflection.