Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a smart pig? A smarty-pants!
Why did the germ go to the party alone? It had nobody to go with!
Why did the ghost go to the disco? To boogie all night long!
Why did the banana go to the hair salon? It needed a split end!
Why did the germ get a job? It wanted to make a good impression!
Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper? For the Bat-tlefront news!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, 'Spit out your gum,' and the other says, 'Choo choo choo!'
Why did the bubblegum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why did the poop sit in the corner? It was feeling a little down.
What do you call it when you put laxatives in a magician's drink? A disappearing act!
Where do ghosts go to wash their sheets? At the BOO-tique!
How does a ghost wash its sheets? In the BOO-bles!
What did the wall say to the bathroom floor? You've got me covered!
Why did the toilet paper quit its job? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What did the pen say to the toilet paper? You're really on a roll!
Why did the bathroom mirror break up with the sink? They couldn't see eye to eye!
What do you call a bee that comes from America? USB!
Why did the faucet go to therapy? It had too many issues!
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a scrub!
What did the shower say to the toilet? Stop being so flushed!
Why did the sponge go to the party? It heard there would be a lot of spills!