Why did the soap call a plumber? It got stuck in a drain!

What did the toilet paper say to the roll? Let's go for a spin!

Why did the mirror always know what to say? It reflected on it!

Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!

How does a bathroom mirror greet you? Reflectively!

Why did the toilet paper feel wiped out? It had a long day on a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? We make quite a pair!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had a lot of issues to work through!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It wanted to find a better roll!

How do you know if a bathroom is friendly? It always makes you feel welcome!

Why did the soap feel slippery? It couldn't hold on to anything!

Why was the toothbrush arrested? For being involved in a bristle with the law!

How does a vampire clean its bathroom? With count-er wipes!

Why was the toilet lonely? It felt flushed with emotions!

Why did the toothpaste break up with the toothbrush? It felt it was being brushed off!

How do you keep a bathroom fresh? Give it some air!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bubbly student!

How does a bacteria like its bathroom? Nice and germ-free!

What's a germ's favorite game? Hide and seek!

How does a penguin clean its bathroom? With antarcti-clean!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop standing around, let's get flushed!