Why did the toilet paper roll out the door? It wanted to unwind!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It wanted to wash up!

Why was the toilet paper angry? It got wiped out!

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It had to take a selfie!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly-poop!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to become a good roller!

What's a bathroom's favorite band? The Flushing Stones!

What do you call a bathroom on a construction site? A loo with a view!

What do you call it when you're stuck in the bathroom during a thunderstorm? A real thunder-dump!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It couldn't handle the steamy romance!

What do you call it when bats fly into a bathroom? Batty potty!

Why did the nose turn red? It saw the toilet paper roll coming.

Why did the sink feel lonely? It was always left to drip by itself.

Why did the toilet miss the basketball game? It was too pooped to dribble.

Why did the soap call the police? It was framed for being dirty.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You unclog me!

Why was the sink unhappy? It felt drained all the time.

Why did the soap go to therapy? It felt grimy inside.

What did the sink say to the kitchen sponge? Let's soak up some good times together.

Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor? It had a tear in its eye.

Why did the sink blush? It saw the toilet and the bathtub getting cozy.