Why did the soap go to the store? It wanted to find a soap opera to watch.

Why was the hand towel so popular? It always had a hand to lend.

Why did the toilet paper go camping? It wanted to rough it out.

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It heard there were loads of bacteria to hang out with.

Why doesn't the toilet ever play hide and seek? Because it's always getting flushed out.

What did one eye say to the other eye while in the bathroom? Between you and me, something smells!

Why was the toilet paper so grumpy? It had too many sheets to deal with.

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To get some privacy so it could multiply.

What did the nose say to the tissue? I feel a sneeze coming on.

Why did the sink go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the dirty dishes.

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's be basins together.

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It needed a stool sample.

What did the butt say to the toilet? You're the only one who truly gets me.

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the toilet paper's crack.

Why was the toilet paper cross at the toilet? It got flushed away.

Why did the tissue go to school? It wanted to improve its grade in wiping.

Why did the booger refuse to leave the bathroom? It was stuck on the wall.

Why did the nose want to go to the bathroom alone? It didn't want any boogers watching.

Why did the toilet paper bring a blanket to the bathroom? It wanted to cover its crack.

Why did the toilet paper bring a broom to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!

How does a pickle deal with a cold? It dills with it!