What did the soap say to the mirror? You're looking quite reflective today!

Why did the tissue go to the disco? It heard they had a lot of boogie nights!

What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis-tea!

Why did the mouthwash go to school? It wanted to be a little more refreshing!

Why did the dental floss go to the party alone? It didn't want to get caught up in any strings attached!

What's a hair's favorite game? Frizbee!

Why did the bacteria bring its friends to the party? Because they heard it was going to be a germ-y affair!

Why don't skeletons go to the bathroom? They don't have the stomach for it!

What do you call a bear without teeth? A bear-gum!

Why don't eggs play hide and seek? They always get cracked up!

What do you call a talking toilet? Commode-y!

Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date!

How can you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin!

Why was the belt unhappy? It held up a lot of pants!

Why did the goat join the band? It had the horn for music!

Why did the germ go to school? To improve its immune system!

How does a vampire clean its teeth? With a blood brush!

How does a chicken mail letters? By using a hen-velope!

Why did the bird sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a flu-ent speaker!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you ready to flush out the competition?