Why did the sponge go to the bar? It heard they had a lot of good clean fun!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom sink? You're looking a little drained!

Why is being a toilet paper tester a crappy job? Because there's never any time to unwind!

Why did the poop cross the road? It wanted to get to the other side!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel like I'm on a roll!

Why did the booger go to school? It wanted to be a pick in the honor roll!

How did the booger propose to the tissue? It popped the question!

Why did the pee go to the doctor? It was feeling a little urined!

What do you call fake poo? Sham-poo!

How does a tissue feel after a breakup? Torn up!

Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? It showed great leadership skills!

Why did the poop take a nap? It was wiped out!

What's a bathroom's least favorite day? The day of the big flush!

Why did the toilet paper roll its eyes? It had too much crap to deal with!

Why did the toilet go to the party? It heard they had a 'whizzing' good time!

Why did the snot go to school? To pick up its nose!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to math class? To help with its number two's!

Why did the booger refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to pick up any more 'friends'!

What did the toilet say to the septic tank? You're the king of the crap!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the bar? It was infectious!

Why was the cell phone always stuck in the bathroom? It had a bad case of app-endicitis!