Why did the soap go to the party? It wanted to get lathered up in fun!

Why did the bacteria skip school? It felt too sick!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Grizzly necked!

Why was the toilet embarrassed? It had a bathroom leak!

How do you know if a bathroom is shy? It can't hold its water!

Why was the soap angry? It always felt used!

Why did the germ go to school? It wanted to become a smart virus!

Why did the music teacher go to the bathroom? To wash his hands before facing the music!

Why did the belt get arrested in the bathroom? Because it held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a pile of kittens in the bathroom? Litter box!

Why don't skeletons fight each other in the bathroom? They don't have the guts!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a stool!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? Because it had to get the lead out!

Why did the bread go to the doctor? It kneaded attention!

Why did the toilet paper go for a walk? It needed to unwind!

Why was the broom late? It swept through the traffic!

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!

Why did the balloon go near the needle? To let out a little air!

Why did the toilet paper bring a coat to the bathroom? In case it got chilly!

Why was the math book sad after visiting the bathroom? It had too many problems to solve!

What did the hand say to the toilet paper? I got you covered!