Why did the math book get thrown out of school? It had too many problems!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they were both too salty!

What do you call garden tools that gossip? Shovel-mouths!

Why did the bacteria get kicked out of the party? They weren't good for the immune system!

What did one bathroom rug say to the other? Let's cover up any messes!

Why did the toilet paper feel under pressure? It always had to roll with it!

Why did the toilet brush feel unpopular? It was always in the dumps!

Why did the soap go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its body wash!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You're my softest friend!

Why did the toothpaste feel cheated? It was always getting squeezed!

What did the soap say to the shower? Let's make a clean getaway!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's wash away our troubles!

Why was the toilet bowl feeling blue? It was down in the dumps!

What did the soap say to the loofah? Let's exfoliate some fun!

What did the poop say to the toilet? I'm ready for a whirlwind romance!

What did one hair say to the other hair? We make quite a pair!

Why did the sink feel lonely? It was always basin for attention!

Why did the toilet bowl feel jealous? It wanted to be the center of attention!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's go down the drain together!

Why did the soap get a job as a detective? It loved solving sudsy mysteries!

What did one puddle say to the other puddle? Let's stick together!