Why did the towel get promoted? It was the handiest employee!

What did the soap say to the water? Together, we make great bubbles!

Why did the shampoo bottle get a raise? Because it had good lather skills!

Why did the soap bar take a vacation? It needed to clean up its act!

What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You're looking sharp today!

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? To get wrapped up in the fun!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look clogged!

What do you call fake poop? An im-pooster!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist in the bathroom? Give them a used toothbrush!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it's always a flush!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To be alone and hide away from soap!

What did one tissue say to the other tissue? I feel torn up about this!

What's a plumber's favorite kind of music? Pipe organ tunes!

What did one toothbrush say to the other toothbrush? Get a handle on yourself!

What's a ghost's favorite bathroom accessory? BOO-towels!

Why did the tissue paper roll away from the bathroom? It was tired of all the tearful goodbyes!

What do you give a sick toilet? A little bit of bowel rest!

How do you fix a broken bathroom scale? You just step off of it!

Why did the plunger refuse to work? It was feeling a bit stuck up!

What did the hand soap say to the face wash? You're really scrubbing me the wrong way!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining this conversation?