Why don't skeletons fight at the gym? They don't have the guts!

What do you call a germ that loves to party? The life of the bacteria!

Why did the soap go skiing? It heard it's snow much fun!

What's a germ's favorite dessert? Bacteria ice cream!

Why did the germ get a part-time job? It wanted to spread its wings!

What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom floor? I've got you covered!

Why was the toilet paper always invited to parties? It knew how to roll with the punches!

What did the soap say to the faucet? Let's make a clean break!

Why was the math book always in the bathroom? It was full of number 2's!

What did one germ say to the other germ? Let's get together and spread some cheer!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You look flushed!

Why did the germ go to the party alone? It didn't want to share the spotlight!

Why was the mirror always complimenting the toilet? It saw a lot of clogs cleared!

How does a skeleton answer the phone? Bone-chillingly!

Why did the germ go to the doctor? It wanted to get cultured!

What's a germ's favorite party game? Hide and contagion!

Why did the toilet paper go to the store? It wanted to stock up!

What do you call a germ wearing a tuxedo? A good infection!

Why did the toilet paper go to the nightclub? It wanted to dance all night long!

Why did the germ take a vacation? It needed a little time off!

Why was the soap always late to class? It kept slipping up on the schedule!