What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You flush me away!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Stop rubbing me the wrong way!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Time to let out some stool humor!

What do you call a bathroom that no one uses? A washroom!

Why do toilets always seem grumpy? Because they deal with a lot of crap!

What's another term for a plunger? A poop-scooper!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to do its job? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet say to the potty? You're a real lifesaver!

Why don't seagulls use the bathroom in public? Because it's not very seagullitary!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Time to push each other's buttons!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the party? It was too contagious!

Why do ghosts love going into bathrooms? Because they can boo-boo!

Why did the cucumber never win a race? Because it was always in a pickle!

How do you know if a vampire is sick? By how coffin it!

Why did the bacteria break up with the fungus? They had culture differences!

Why couldn't the toilet be trusted? It kept telling crappy stories!

Why did the apple go to the bathroom? Because it had to piddle!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better perk up, or people will think we're nuts!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Is there a chill in here?

What did the apple say to the orange? Not my type!

Why don't ghosts get along with mummies? Because they're too wrapped up in themselves!