Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the salad go to the studio? To get its beet!
Why couldn't the lobster share his toys? Because he was too shellfish!
What did one piece of toast say to the other? You're my butter half!
Why was the sock always late to work? It kept getting cold feet!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration!
What did the mouth say to the tongue? Let's stick together!
Why was the paper so bad at hide and seek? It always found itself!
Why was the nose always running? It heard the bathroom was full of tissues!
Why did the germ go to school? To stay cultured!
What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Together, we clean up nicely!
Why do golfers carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
How do you make a plumber sad? You flush his dreams down the drain!
What's a toilet's favorite fruit? Plums!
Why was the belt so happy? It held everything together!
Why did the bacterium join the choir? It had a contagious singing voice!
What do you call professional bathroom attendants? Washroom warriors!
Why was the toilet paper jealous of the paper towel? It had too many tears!
Why did the nose refuse to go on a date? It didn't want to pick up any scents!
Why did the flea break up with the moth? It heard she was seeing another light!
Why do bananas go to the doctor? Because they're not peeling well!
Why did the bathroom get a traffic ticket? It had too many leaks!