Why did the toothbrush go to the doctor? It had plaque build-up!

What do you call a bathroom with no doors? A void toilet!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a smooth operator!

What do you call a toilet that sings opera? Plungerella!

Why did the toilet bowl feel sad? It had a crappy day!

What do you call a bathroom that plays pranks? The trick tank!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet tank? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call a bathroom with a sense of humor? The Laugh-a-tory!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It was tired of being brushed off!

What do you call a toilet that's always on fire? A hot seat!

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It was feeling drained!

What do you call a bathroom with a high IQ? The smart stall!

Why did the toilet paper yell at the toothpaste? It thought it was being squeezed out!

What do you call a bathroom full of wrestlers? The smackdown loo!

Why did the soap opera stars always stay clean? They had good ratings!

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? The brrr-oom!

Why did the trash can and toilet get married? They were the perfect match!

What do you call a bathroom that loves to exercise? The squat spot!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!

What do you call a bathroom with a gambling problem? The flush flush!

Why did the toilet brush get in trouble at school? It was caught in the crapper!