Why did the soap get nervous in the bathroom? It was feeling bubbly!

Why did the toothpaste break up with the floss? It couldn't handle the pressure of a tight relationship!

What do you call a toilet that's always working out? A fitness flush!

Why did the toilet paper wear a cape to the party? It wanted to be the super-roll!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's lather up for some fun!

Why did the toilet paper roll go to the bathroom party? It wanted to get unwound!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a culture!

What did the toilet say after a long day? I'm wiped out!

Why did the toilet paper get a job? It wanted to make ends meet!

What's a skeleton's favorite room in the house? The bathroom, because it's where they do their bone business!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a bar-tender!

Why did the germ get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You suck!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to brush shoulders with strangers!

Why was the toilet so embarrassed? It couldn't hold its lid up in public!

What do you call a fly in the bathroom? A pee-ster!

Why did the bar of soap go to the comedy club? To clean up its act!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? Don't get #rinsed!

Why did the washcloth break up with the soap? It couldn't handle the lather!

What did one sink say to the other sink? We make a great pair!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had some serious rollsues!