What did the toilet say to the bathroom floor? You crack me up!

Why was the mirror happy? It saw itself shining!

Why was the toothbrush lonely? It couldn't handle rejection from the floss!

What did the soap say to the faucet? Stop running!

Why did the germ get a medal? It was great at spreading cheer!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet keep getting in trouble? It always got caught with its seat down!

Why don't scientists trust atoms in the bathroom? They make up everything!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It needed to freshen up!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet on Valentine's Day? You make my heart flush!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill sideways? To get to the crack!

What do you call a bathroom full of dinosaurs? A pteroloo!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work overtime? It couldn't handle the dirty business!

What did the toilet say to the janitor? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the math book look sad in the bathroom? It had too many problems!

Why did the toilet paper bring a cell phone to the bathroom? It heard it needed to make a number 2!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? It held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a fake noodle in the bathroom? An impasta!

Why do ghosts love the bathroom? Because they get to boo-tify themselves!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in the bathroom? Frostbite!

What did one wall say to the other wall in the bathroom? I'll meet you at the corner!