Why did the bathroom break out in a dance party? Someone dropped a sick beat!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit to eat in the bathroom? A blood orange!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a toilet in the bathroom? A litter box!

Why were the potatoes upset? They were getting mashed!

Why should you never trust stairs? They're always up to something!

What do you say to a skunk who wants to borrow money? Scent it back as soon as you can!

What's a good day for a vampire? Fry-day!

How does a ghost keep clean? It uses boo-bath!

Why did the germ get expelled from school? It kept spreading bad notes!

What did the sponge say to the dish soap? Let's scrub up on our friendship!

Why was the soap opera so dramatic? It was always lathering on the emotions!

How do you make a bathroom roar with laughter? You flush it with jokes!

Why was the toilet paper in the gossip circle? It loved to be on a roll!

What did one bathtub say to the other tub? Let's soak up good memories together!

Why did the mirror go on strike? It couldn't see its reflection getting better!

How does a germ prepare for a performance? It practices its contagious moves!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It said they were just too soft on each other!

What did one towel say to the other towel? Let's hang out together and have a dry sense of humor!

Why did the germ win in a debate? It had infectious arguments that spread quickly!

How do you clean a germ's clock? You sanitize it!

Why did the sponge break ties with the soap? It couldn't handle the slippery relationship!