What do you call a bathroom that's always late? The lag-gyloo!

Why did the soap opera have a happy ending? Because it cleaned up its act!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little b-arithmetic!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? Incomplete!

Why didn't the toilet paper want to go to the party? It was feeling wiped out!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom? It was on a roll!

What did one soap say to the other soap? You're a real clean cut!

Why did the toilet paper want to become a comedian? It heard it had good rolls!

What did one bath towel say to the other bath towel? Let's hang out together!

Why did the shampoo bottle break up with the conditioner? They couldn't agree on how to clean up their act!

What do you call a bathroom full of cats? A litter box!

Why did the mirror break up with the sink? It couldn't handle its reflection!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're bowl-d!

Why was the toilet paper running late? It got caught up in a roll reversal!

Why don't toilets ever get into arguments? They know how to flush their problems away!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet brush? You really know how to scrub!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It needed to come clean about its feelings!

What do you call a bathroom that's always busy? Throne room!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map to the bathroom? In case it got stuck on its way!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're number 1 in my book!

Why couldn't the toilet paper make it to the finish line? It got unravelled!