How does the bathroom floor stay warm? It has tile on it!

What's a bathroom's favorite card game? Flush!

Why did the soap call the toilet? It needed to vent about its day!

What did the toilet say to the towel? You're on a roll, I'm feeling wiped out!

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bathroom? He was solving a number 2 problem!

Why did the cookie go to the bathroom? It needed to relieve itself!

How does a bee brush its hair in the bathroom? With honeycomb!

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A com-mirror!

Why couldn't the tissue finish school? It kept getting expelled!

Why do skeletons never use the bathroom? They don't have the guts!

Why did the soap go to the window? It wanted to become a bar of soap!

What did one bathtub say to the other? Don't drain me with your problems!

What did the soap say to the water? I'm feeling a little lathergic today!

Why did the shower curtain blush? It saw the toilet naked!

Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get a little paper exercise!

Why did the pencil refuse to write? It was feeling leaden!

Why did the mirror break when the girl walked by? Because she was smoking hot!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a brainwasher!

Why did the toilet paper roll skip leg day? It didn't want to run out of strength!

What's a toilet's favorite food? Poo-pcorn!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the bowl-iest of them all!