What's a toilet's favorite song? Little Flushes by Beyonce!

Why did the soap swim in circles? It was lathering on the fun!

Why did the toilet paper roll go on strike? It couldn't handle the workload!

What's a toilet's favorite sport? Bowl-ing!

Why did the toilet paper get cold feet? It was afraid of being flushed away!

What's a sink's favorite hobby? Drain spotting!

Why did the soap go to the beach? It wanted to lather up some sun!

Why did the shampoo bottle break up with the conditioner? It wanted more time to lather alone!

What's a bathroom's favorite day of the week? Toilet Tuesday!

Why did the plunger go to therapy? It had some deep-rooted issues!

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Hide and leak!

Why did the toilet paper give up? It was tired of being ripped off!

What did one fart say to the other fart? We're really cutting the cheese now!

Why did the plunger break up with the toilet bowl? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What's a toilet's favorite type of TV show? Soap operas!

Why did the toilet paper roll get a job? To make ends meet!

What's a shower's favorite dance move? The rinse and spin!

Why was the soap unhappy? It felt like it was losing its grip!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the butt of all jokes!

Why did the plunger break up with the drain? It felt clogged in the relationship!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the toilet!