Why did the plunger go on strike? It was tired of being stuck in a crappy situation!

What did the soap bar say to the shampoo bottle? I'll soap you up if you lather me down!

Why did the toilet seat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flushed!

What did the toilet paper say to the towel? I'm on a roll today!

Why did the soap bar go to the beach? It wanted to get a good lather going!

What did the sink say to the mirror? You always reflect back on me!

Why did the towel bring a beach ball to the bathroom? It wanted to have a ball!

Why did the tissue paper go to school? It wanted to learn how to wipe out its problems!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? Together, we can handle anything!

Why did the soap bar go to the bank? It wanted to clean up its finances!

Why did the toilet paper roll across the room? It was on a roll!

What did the sink say to the drain? You really know how to go with the flow!

Why did the soap bar go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape!

Why did the sponge go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit absorbent!

What did one soap dispenser say to the other soap dispenser? I think we make a great pair!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the stairs? It wanted to make an entrance!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? You really know how to cover for me!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a computer? A crappy keyboard!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? Because it needed some privacy to stick around!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's try to keep things flowing smoothly!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? Because it heard they were giving out plaque awards!