Why did the toilet paper refuse to fold? It didn't want to crease under pressure!

What do you call a bathroom on a ship? A poop deck!

Why did the razor start a band? It wanted to give a close shave!

What did the plunger say to the toilet bowl? I'm here to take the plunge!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard the bubbles were poppin'!

What did the fart smell say to the nose? Pleased to meet you!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You stink at your job!

Why did the socks go to the bathroom? They wanted to dry up!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? You got me in a tight spot!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It had to peel off some skin!

What do you call a scaredy-cat in the bathroom? A fraidy-potty!

Why did the toilet paper eagerly listen to the news? It wanted to stay in the loop!

What do you call a toilet that is not clean? Uncloggable!

Why did the toilet paper make a good detective? Because it was great at cracking cases!

Why don't skeletons use the bathroom? They can't hold their guts in!

How do you organize a bathroom space party? You plan-et!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To wash its filthy hands!

What do you do if you see a spaceman in the bathroom? You wipe it up!

Why did the toilet break up with the tissue paper? It felt too clingy!

Why do cows use the bathroom? Because they Mooo-ve their bowels!

Why did the toilet lose a race? It had a bowel movement at the starting line.