Why was the toilet always nervous? It had stage fright every time someone was about to sit on it.

What do you call a bathroom spy? A peeping Tom (Toilet Observation Monitor).

What did the sink say to the toilet? You fill me up with joy.

Why was the toilet paper a bad comedian? It couldn't tear up the crowd.

What's the cheesiest bathroom joke? The one about the toilet that got flushed with success.

How does a barber greet a toilet? By saying 'flush and cut'.

What did the plumber say to the toilet? You're the one that keeps me going.

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A humoroof.

Why do toilets make great comedians? They always have a good flush line.

What did the bathtub tell the shower? Let's make waves together.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to dance? It didn't want to be a bristle in the wind.

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? The ARRR-towel.

Why did the shampoo get promoted at work? Because it knew how to lather up the boss.

How did the soap become a movie star? It had a real squeaky clean image.

What did the plunger say to the toilet during a crisis? Let's dive into this problem headfirst!

Why did the soap refuse to stay in one place? It was always looking to lather up some excitement!

What did the toilet say to the shower curtain? You always know how to make a clean entrance!

Why did the plunger try stand-up comedy? It wanted to plunge into a new career!

What did the soap say to the faucet? Let's turn on the fun!

Why did the toilet paper go on strike? It was tired of getting wiped away!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's soak up some good times!