Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you getting enough fiber?
Why don't toilets ever date each other? They always end up in a crappy relationship!
What do you call a bathroom that's out of order? A loo-t!
What do you call a polite ghost in the bathroom? A pee-spirit!
Why was the math book sad after going to the bathroom? Because it had too many number twos!
Why don't zombies use toilets? Because they eat brains, not poop!
What did the hand dryer say to the toilet? You're blowing me away!
Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet's privates!
Why did the plumber break up with the toilet? It was too exhausting!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A sushi-king!
Why did the germ go to the beach? To catch some waves!
Why did the watermelon break up with the honeydew? It couldn't elope!
What do you call a cow in a bathroom stall? A pat-toot-ie!
Why did the fly go to the bathroom? To do some wing-ding activity!
Why did the apple go to the bathroom? It needed to be peeled.
What do you call bathroom tissue that plays guitar? John Roll!
Why did the sponge go to the doctor? It felt squeezed.
What do you call a potato that is good at cleaning? A scrub potato!
What do you call an avocado that's rude? A guaca-mole.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a toilet? A ribbeted toilet!
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be bubbly-smart!