What do you call a group of bathroom fixtures? The porcelain posse!

Why did the rug break up with the bath mat? It couldn't handle the friction between them!

Why did the toilet paper dress up as a ghost? To scare the crap out of people!

What did the faucet say to the bathtub? You're looking very faucet-nating today!

Why did the soap break up with the sponge? It felt like their relationship was getting too bubbly!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Stop sucking the life out of me!

Why did the shower curtain break up with the bath mat? It couldn't handle the rug burn!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had a real tissue with commitment!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of fruit? A plunger-rine!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the soap? They had a messy relationship!

Why did the bathroom scale break up with the fridge? It couldn't handle its cold shoulder!

What's a vampire's favorite type of bathroom? A coffin-room!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had issues with self-cleansing!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? To get to the crack at the bottom!

Why did the bathroom sink break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the drama going down!

What did one tissue say to another tissue? I'm feeling a little runny today!

Why did the soap opera break up with the toilet paper? It got too clingy!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It had to get the lead out!

Why did the teacher put the food on the clock? He wanted to have a meal in a minute!

Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!

Why did the clock go to the bathroom? It wanted to wind down!