What do you call it when a book falls in the bathroom? Novel movement!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it sore the salsa!

Why did the mozzarella go to the bathroom? To be the grate-est cheese!

Why was the gum sad? It was stuck on the bottom of a shoe.

What do you call a melting snowman? Puddle!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the bar? It didn't wash its hands!

Why did the nose not want to sit next to the feet? They had a bad odor.

Why did the toilet paper want to go to school? It wanted to be on a roll.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you!

What did one nostril say to the other? Let's pick a winner!

How does a barber make his customers feel? Hair-raising!

What do you call a company that survives on stinky business? A perfume factory.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little bogey in it!

Why couldn't the leopard go on vacation? He couldn't find his spots.

Why did the germ skip school? He felt a little sick.

Why did the toothpaste go to therapy? It had issues with oral hygiene!

What do you call a group of bathroom fixtures watching a movie? The tub-crowd!

Why did the faucet become a stand-up comedian? It always had good delivery!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? You can count on me to keep things flowing!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard things were really lathering up!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of dessert? Poo-ding!