Why did the bacteria skip school? They were all feeling a little sick!

Why did the toilet paper start a band? It had a great roll model!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was afraid of getting flushed!

Why did the watermelon jump into the pool? It wanted to be a watermelon!

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Toilet Trouble!

Why did the toilet seat have a bad day? It felt flushed with emotion!

Why did the bar of soap break up with the loofah? It felt too much friction!

Why did the toilet bowl refuse to swirl? It was feeling stuck in a rut!

Why did the toothpaste go to the comedy club? It had some great punchlines!

Why did the toilet forgive the toilet brush? It knew they were in the same bowl!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of cookie? A loofah snickerdoodle!

Why did the soap opera have a successful season? It had lots of lather drama!

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? It was on a roll at work!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of puzzle? Sudoku-doo!

Why did the nose want to join a band? It could pick up on scents easily!

What do you call a messy bathroom? A total poop-ocalypse!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Heavy doody!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean the toilet? It thought it was a crappy job!

Why did the soap need therapy? It had some serious dirt to clean up!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush its teeth? It had a bad case of bristle block!

What's a bathroom's favorite hobby? Singing in the shower!