Why did the toilet brush feel blue? It was feeling like a little flush!

Why did the soap break up with the bath sponge? It felt like they were rubbing each other the wrong way!

What did the tissue say to the shower curtain? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of movie? A toilet-ting comedy!

Why did the shampoo go to therapy? It had some deep-rooted issues!

Why did the toilet paper get banned from the library? It was too tear-jerking!

What's a vampire's favorite type of bathroom accessory? Fang-tastic soap!

Why did the shower head break up with the towel? It felt like it was being hung out to dry!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to take the plunge!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bar of wisdom!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of insect? A fli-poo!

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It needed a clean bill of health!

Why did the bathroom tile go to school? It wanted to be a bathroom square!

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll today!

Why did the soap call the police? It felt dirty!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of bird? A loo-minous swallow!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It wanted to take a break from all the crap!

Why did the plunger break up with the toilet brush? It was tired of being stuck in a relationship!

What do you call a pet bathroom sink? A wash-basin!

Why did the soap go to the basketball game? It heard there was a lot of soap operas there!