What did one toilet say to the other when they were in trouble? Let's flush out this problem together!

Why did the plunger bring a flashlight to the bathroom? So it could plunge into the depths of darkness!

What did the toilet say to the clogged drain? Let's pour our problems down the drain together!

Why did the soap have trouble making friends? It kept slipping on its introductions!

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? To pick up some boogers!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? To get a good clean break!

Why was the toilet paper rolling around on the floor? Because it was on a roll!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to talk to the toilet? It thought the toilet was being too uncouth!

Why did the poop emoji refuse to go to the bathroom? It had stage fright!

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a superhero? It wanted to clean up crime in the city!

What do you call a bathroom that's also a dog? A commode-er spaniel!

Why did the toilet paper blush when it got unrolled? It saw too much!

How did the toilet paper warm up? It did some bathroom stretches!

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a teacher? It was on a roll!

What do you call a monster in the bathroom? A loo-cifer!

Why don't toilets ever enjoy a good laugh? They always end up leaking!

Why did the bathroom sink break up with the faucet? It was tired of being taken for granite!

What did the toilet say to the youngster? You've got a lot to learn kid, so sit down and listen!

Why did the sewer not go to the party? It was feeling a little backed up!

Why did the sink refuse to hold water? It had commitment issues!

What do you call a bathroom that's always in trouble? A commode-y of errors!