Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the tampon say to the toilet paper? Check yourself before you wreck yourself!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the toilet? It wanted to make a splash!
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with toilet paper? A rip-roaring time!
What did the toilet say to the bathroom sink? You're a real basin of fun!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You gotta be flushin' me!
What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A potty emergency!
What do you call a messy bathroom? A filth room!
What did one sink say to the other sink? Don't be so draining!
Why did the bacteria start a band in the bathroom? Because they had good culture!
Why did the toilet roll down the hill in the bathroom? To get to the bottom!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look down in the dumps!
Why did the toilet paper roll off the toilet? It wanted to unwind!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea in the bathroom? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Why did the rubber band refuse to go to the bathroom? It didn't want to stretch itself too thin!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog in the bathroom? Frostbite!
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You really know how to soak up the attention!
What did the soap bar say to the washcloth? Let's get lathered up and have a good time!
What did one toothpaste tube say to the other toothpaste tube? I've got the paste to your future!
What did the soap bar say to the washcloth? Let's make some suds together!
Why did the tissue paper bring a friend to the party? It didn't want to be left in a tear jerker!
What did the toilet say to the door? Knock, knock! Who's there? Let me out!