What did one poop say to the other poop? You really stink!

Why was the toilet paper so happy? It found its perfect match!

What's a bathroom's favorite fruit? Poopaya!

Why was the sink so shy? It couldn't handle all the attention!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom? You're always flushing with excitement!

Why did the soap go to the party? It wanted to clean up!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to eat? It was tired of getting wiped out!

What's a vampire's favorite part of the bathroom? The bloodrush!

Why was the toilet brush so lonely? It couldn't find a good scrub!

Why don't eggs use the bathroom? They might crack under the pressure!

What did the soap say to the toilet? You're so bowl-d!

Why was the bathroom so crowded? It was a hot flush!

What did the toilet say to the wet floor? Stop being all washed up!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the plunger? It felt like they were going down the drain!

Why don't toilets ever get lonely? They always have a lot of friends to sit with them!

Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom? It wanted to roll with the big shots!

Why don't ghosts use the bathroom? Because they have sheet luck!

Why did the toilet get embarrassed? Because it saw the plunger's crack!

What happened to the man who couldn't afford toilet paper? He had a crappy day!

What do you call a bathroom filled with secrets? A soap opera!

How does a bathroom villain hide? They flush and run!