What do you call a blonde with a flashlight? A light bulb.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? An artist.

How did the blonde die while drinking water? She drowned in the thought.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a high-rise establishment.

What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Intelligent.

How did the blonde break her toe kicking a can? She missed and hit the curb.

What do you call a blonde with a helicopter? A pilot.

How did the blonde break her finger pressing the elevator button? The button was too heavy.

What do you call a blonde with a cell phone? A social butterfly.

Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a headbang night.

What do you call a blonde with a calculator? Mathematically challenged.

How did the blonde break her glasses walking through a door? She wasn't looking ahead.

Why did the blonde bring a broom to the bar? She heard it was a sweepstakes event.

What do you call a blonde with a shovel? A digger.

How did the blonde break her wrist playing ping pong? She high-fived the wrong person.

What do you call a blonde with a ladder? A climber.

How did the blonde break her thumb opening a soda can? She twisted too hard.

What do you call a blonde with a watch? Timeless.

What did the blonde say when asked what's 1+1? That's a hard question.

Why did the blonde go to the doctor to get her hearing checked? She thought she might have blurry vision.

How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.