Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She didn't have to work.

Why did the blonde bring a plank of wood to the bar? She thought it was a board meeting.

How did the blonde break her arm playing golf? She thought she had to tee off with her whole arm.

Why did the blonde bring a wheelbarrow to the bar? She heard they were serving 'wheel-y' good drinks.

How did the blonde break her leg on the playground? She tried to jump over the imaginary shark.

Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She heard it was a 'page-turner' kind of night.

Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? She heard it was a 'carry-on' kind of night.

How did the blonde break her foot in the grocery store? She tried to do a cartwheel in the produce aisle.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they were having a 'nail-biting' event.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Fragile: Handle with Care' box? 'That box must be really delicate!'

Why did the blonde bring a brick to the bar? In case she needed to 'lay down a foundation.'

How did the blonde break her finger playing video games? She thought the joystick was a real helicopter control.

Why did the blonde bring a plant to the bar? She heard it was a 'rooting for you' kind of night.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? She wanted to make sure she added up all the fun correctly.

How did the blonde break her wrist while cooking? She tried to whisk with all her might.

How did the blonde break her wrist while eating chips? She tried to 'wave' goodbye to the crumbs.

Why did the blonde wear a life jacket to the bar? She heard it was a 'floating' party.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Beware of Dog'? 'I prefer cats.'

How did the blonde break her ankle while playing hopscotch? She thought it was a 'jumping' exercise.

Why did the blonde wear a raincoat to the bar? She heard it was a 'liquid' celebration.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'But I want to go in!'