Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? For a stirring conversation.
What did the blonde say when asked how to make ice cubes? 'Just fill the tray with water and stop halfway.'
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She ran around the house looking for the wet floor.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box instruction 'Open here'? 'But I don't even know the guy!'
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her job interview? In case she needed to draw her conclusions.
Why did the blonde apply for a job at the M&M factory? She wanted to work in the W's section.
What do you call a blonde with a bran muffin on her head? A raisin in the sun.
Why did the blonde get fired from the calendar factory? She kept missing dates.
Why did the blonde only wear green lipstick? Red means stop.
How did the blonde measure her fish tank? With a scale.
Why did the blonde wear a jacket in the summer? She heard it was chili outside.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? In case she wanted to draw attention.
What do you call a blonde with an actual IQ? A rarity.
Why did the blonde spend hours staring at the carton of juice? Because it said 'concentrate.'
How do you confuse a blonde woman? You can't. They're born that way.
How did the blonde try to catch a mouse? She set up a miniature mousetrap.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Beware of Dog' sign? She looked for a cat to befriend.
Why did the blonde get excited about a puzzle missing a piece? She thought she found a new trend in minimalist art.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Don't Walk' sign? She looked around for someone to carry her across.
How did the blonde try to outsmart a fish? She tried to catch it with a fishing rod in a pet store.
Why did the blonde get excited about a rock? She thought she discovered a new mineral.