How did the blonde fix her broken watch? She just replaced the seconds with cheerios.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the restaurant? To draw a blank.

Why did the blonde bring a key to the bakery? She heard they had a lot of 'lock-ations'.

Why did the blonde bring a rubber band to the bank? She heard they were offering 'flexible' loans.

Why did the blonde bring a book to the bank? She heard they had a lot of interest.

Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? She wanted to catch the highlights.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for hours? She was trying to find the 'concentrate' button.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She tripped over a root.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? So she could see if anyone was following her.

What did the blonde do when she saw 'Warning: Wet Floor' sign? She tried to find the dry spot.

How did the blonde break her arm playing tennis? She thought the ball was out of bounds.

Why did the blonde carry a ladder around? In case she needed to reach new heights.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to the airport? She heard it was the best way to catch a flight.

Why did the blonde bring a pack of markers to the beach? She wanted to leave her mark.

How did the blonde break her nose at the library? She got caught in a 'closed' book.

What did the blonde do with the scratch and sniff sticker? She scratched it, then sniffed the scratch.

Why did the blonde bring a sword to the bakery? She heard that gluten was her enemy.

How did the blonde burn down the house? She tried to make scrambled eggs on the toaster.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice concentrate? It said 'concentrate.'

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She heard it was a rough place.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down on a blank webpage.