Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? She wanted to measure up to everyone else.
Why did the blonde bring a rabbit to the bar? She heard it was hopping.
How did the blonde try to fix a broken computer? She put it in rice.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard it was uncharted territory.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was a full moon? She went to bed early.
Why did the blonde bring a tape measure to the bar? She wanted to size up the competition.
What did the blonde do when she found a vampire? She offered it a mirror.
Why did the blonde bring a loaf of bread to the bar? She heard it was toasted.
How did the blonde impress her date? She told him she was a natural blonde.
Why did the blonde bring a teddy bear to the bar? She wanted a 'beary' good time.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She asked, 'Is it mine?'
Why did the blonde think she was invisible? She went to see-through curtains.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She asked if it was hers.
How do you keep a blonde busy for days? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of the road.
What happened when the blonde saw a sign that said 'Wet Floor'? She went back home to dry it.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? She heard the drinks were going to be measured.
How do you get a blonde to stop laughing? Tell her a joke and ask her to explain it.
Why did the blonde think she could fly? She saw a sign that said 'Airport'.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Is it mine or yours?'
Why did the blonde wear headphones to the bar? She wanted to listen to her drinks.
How did the blonde try to have a conversation with a fish? She kept sending it text messages.