Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde try to climb a glass wall? She heard it was transparent.
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? It said concentrate.
Why did the blonde fail at being a Sat Nav? She couldn't get out of the box.
How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw on the napkins.
Why did the blonde get stuck in the bathroom? She thought it was a 'selfie' booth.
What did the blonde do when she got a flat tire? She called AAA to blow it back up.
How does a blonde part their hair? By walking straight.
Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to the bar? To avoid getting cold-shouldered.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? So she wouldn't miss a single drink.
Why did the blonde go to the dentist? She heard they accept bites as payment.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents happen near the home? She moved.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humphey Dumpty because it's an inspirational tale about a cracked person who gets put back together and falls off a wall and all the king's horse's and all the king's men can't put him back together again.
Why did the blonde skydive wearing a backpack? To carry snacks for the freefall.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A librarian.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Walk on water'? 'This way I won't get my hair wet!'
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the grocery store? To take home some sugar cubes.
What did the blonde say when she found out it was going to rain? 'I'll have to wash my car another day.'
Why did the blonde order a double cheeseburger? Because she was hungry.
What did the blonde say to her doctor after getting X-rays? 'Why do I have to be in two places at once?'
Why did the blonde take a baseball bat to the bar? Someone told her to get a home run.