Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde put ice in her computer? To keep the screen from burning out.
How did the blonde break her nose while jumping on a trampoline? She missed the trampoline.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
Why was the blonde jumping up and down on the scale at the doctor's office? She heard her weight was too low.
How did the blonde break her leg at the ravioli eating contest? She slipped on a vowel.
Why did the blonde return the puzzle? She thought it was broken.
Why did the blonde take a spoon to the desert? She heard there was a sand-wich.
How did the blonde die driving a car? She followed the 'deer crossing' sign but got mixed up with the deer.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of apple juice? It said 'concentrate'.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'warning: slippery when wet' sign? She avoided all wet surfaces.
What did the blonde say when she saw the milk carton that said 'pasteurized'? 'Where's the cow that did all the work?'
Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for hours? She was waiting for the right time to change it.
How did the blonde die while having a hot dog? She choked on the grill.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'stop' sign? 'What does that yellow thing mean?'
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make a sandwich with her phone? She thought it was a 'BLT'.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the map? She went out the door.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet? She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
Why did the blonde take a rulers to bed? She wanted to measure her sleep.
Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to the barbecue? She heard it was going to be a 'chili' outside.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the picnic? She heard they were going to dig in.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No U-Turn' sign? 'I prefer U-Turns.'