What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair red? A traffic stopper.

Why did the blonde bring a bike to the club? She heard they were doing a cycle class.

What did the blonde say when asked if she could do math? 'I can count on my fingers.'

How did the blonde break her leg painting the ceiling? She fell for gravity.

Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the pool party? She thought it was a new fashion trend.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She sang it to sleep.

Why did the blonde refuse to use a spoon? She thought forks were more 'cutting-edge'.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A carpenter's worst nightmare.

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She wanted to shed some light on the situation.

How did the blonde break her leg at the beach? She tried to surf on the sand.

Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She wanted to keep track of happy hour.

Why did the blonde bring a map to bed? In case she wanted to find her dreams.

Why did the blonde bring a watering can to the desert? To grow a watermelon.

How did the blonde drown while drinking water? She forgot to stop.

What did the blonde do when she saw 'Don't Walk' sign? She ran.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the movie? She heard it had a 'high rating'.

What did the blonde say when she got a flat tire? 'Where's the spare?'

How did the blonde break her nose while dancing? She tried to dip.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'I didn't even know I was competing.'

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the beach? To see the waves.

How did the blonde burn her lip drinking hot chocolate? She forgot to blow.