Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the beach? She heard they were going to shed some light.

Why did the blonde bring a pen to the gym? She heard they had a lot of 'weights' to sign.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the barbecue? She heard it was a great place to 'stir' up some fun.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Speed Limit 55' sign? 'I prefer to go 65.'

Why did the blonde bring a paintbrush to the concert? She heard it was going to be a 'colorful' performance.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the beach? She heard the sand was soft but she liked it fluffier.

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the bar? She heard it was a great place to unpack.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Touch' sign? 'I prefer to touch.'

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the wedding? She heard there would be a lot of nailing.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Entry' sign? 'I prefer to enter.'

Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the pool? She heard it was a deep end.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Quiet Please' sign? 'I prefer noise.'

Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the movie? She heard it was a real catch.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Stop' sign? 'I prefer to go.'

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the party? She heard they were going to 'count' on her.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Parking' sign? 'I didn't know they made signs with my name on it.'

Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the beach? She heard the ocean had waves.

Why did the blonde bring a stapler to the party? She heard they were going to have a 'jam'.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'I prefer to trespass.'

Why did the blonde bring a fan to the restaurant? She heard they had hot dishes.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Keep Out' sign? 'I prefer to keep in.'