Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do with the bucket of water when the doorbell rang? She answered the door and said, 'Come in, the water's fine!'
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She tripped over a leaf and fell out of the tree!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it off the building!
How did the blonde turn on the light after sex? She opened the car door!
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Wet Paint'? 'Where's the dry paint?'
Why did the blonde get in trouble at the bakery? She was trying to make brownies out of brown E's!
What did the blonde do when she missed the last bus home? She took a nap at the bus stop!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Paint' sign? She used her finger to check if it was really wet!
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen apple juice can? Because it said 'concentrate'!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it off the balcony!
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call on her new phone? She didn't know the number to '9'!
What did the blonde do when she heard it was snowing? She grabbed a spoon and headed outside to catch flakes!
How did the blonde break her leg playing basketball? She tripped over the free-throw line!
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup for hours? It said 'concentrate'!
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the football game? She heard they were serving tackles!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it a 'tweet'!
How did the blonde try to kill a bee? She yelled 'Stop buzzing!'
Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of shampoo for hours? It said 'rinse and repeat'!
What did the blonde do when she heard someone say it was raining cats and dogs? She went outside with a pooper scooper!
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the hockey game? She heard there would be a lot of face-offs!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She asked it for its 'flying' lessons!