What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Deadliest Match!

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the race? She wanted to draw a finish line!

What do you call a blonde with a sheep under her arm? A beautician!

Why did the blonde run around the block with a ladder? She heard drinks were on the house!

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? All-you-can-eat bar!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

What does a blonde say after having sex? Thanks, guys!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me, dump me, dump me!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the barbeque? She heard the steaks were up high!

What do you call a blonde woman with a brain? Pregnant!

How do you confuse a blonde taking a test? Use invisible ink and tell her to read between the lines.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? Because she wanted to reflect on her drink choices.

How did the blonde break her arm while baking? She was whisk-y business with the mixer.

Why couldn't the blonde become a chef? She got lost in the sauce and never found her way back.

Why did the blonde take a cactus to the desert? She heard they were great at 'poking' locations on the map.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Swimming' sign at the beach? 'Guess I'll just bathe!'

Why did the blonde carry a potted plant to the supermarket? She heard it was 'rooting' for her success.

How did the blonde end up in the emergency room after going to the zoo? She tried to 'pet' the wild side of a tiger.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the puzzle competition? She thought it was a 'strike' game.

Why couldn't the blonde figure out the math problem at the bakery? She kept trying to divide by 'pie'.