What do you call a blonde with a finance degree? A loan shark.

Why did the blonde bring a pen to the dinner party? In case she needed to take a note-worthy dish home.

Why did the blonde wear a bikini to the funeral? She heard it was an open casket.

Why did the blonde go to the movie theater with a boat? She heard it was a boat screening.

Why did the blonde refuse to play hide and seek? She wasn't hiding forever.

How do you confuse a blonde in a circular room? Tell her to sit in the corner.

What is a blonde's favorite color? Clear.

Why did the blonde wear a coat while ice fishing? She heard it was cold out on the lake.

Why did the blonde wear headphones at the party? She heard it was a jam.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? To get her Bluetooth tooth fixed.

How do you know a blonde has been playing on your computer? The joystick is wet.

What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A moo-moo.

Why did the blonde put a mirror in the freezer? To see her reflection.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents happen within 5 miles of home? She moved.

How did the blonde die drinking water? She couldn't find the safety cap.

Why did the blonde return her new scarf? It was too tight around her head.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her keys? She hot-wired her own car.

Why did the blonde get locked out of the car on the highway? She couldn't find the 'unlock' button.

How did the blonde try to communicate with the aliens? She sent them a fax.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the 'high' spirits.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the movie theater? She wanted to see the action up close.